Funny Quote by Mharwhyn

The world doesn't need another Dell or Compaq.

— Steve Jobs

I just dropped my laptop off the boat....It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.

— Anonymous

I dropped my laptop off a boat. It's A dell...rolling in the deep :)

— Daley

Two to three years down the road, other companies not on a model like Dell's will be in trouble.

— Jimmy Johnson

I admit that the direct model has done a lot for Dell. That's the only thing the company has ever really accomplished.

— Eckhard Pfeiffer

The Dell will continue to be a hard place to go and take points.

— Dwight Yorke

If Dell's going to be a fast follower, then we'll continue to innovate.

— Ted Waitt

Dell's a company that has changed the IT landscape in making PCs and servers more affordable. There's enormous opportunities to make IT more accessible…

— Michael Dell

I dropped my laptop off a boat the other day... It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.

— Ritu Ghatourey

As the OLPC laptop was getting ready to go into mass production in 2007, many executives approached me wanting the screen that I invented,…

— Mary Lou Jepsen

At Dell, we believe the customer is in control, and our job is to take all the technology that's out there and apply it…

— Michael Dell

What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.

— Anonymous