Keeping it real Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Officer, I can't even say the alphabet backwards when I'm sober...” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Keeping it real Police
No, officer I'm not drunk! The reason I'm walking like this is because I'm avoiding snipers. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Police officer to a drunk Guy:How high are u? Drunk guy:no officer that's wrong English,y0u sh0uld say.........Hi! How are you? — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
**Sometimes you gotta get f**ked up to feel sober, cry to see clear, fall one hundred times to learn how to pick yourself back… — Heather Watson Copy Share Image
Officer to drunk boy : How high are you? Drunk Boy: No officer, its Hi! How are you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thing is sober just in case I gotta dive in shark water lady killer, heart robber, stick em quite and leave them out released… — Pac Div Copy Share Image
Do you find it easy to get drunk on words?" "So easy that, to tell you the truth, I am seldom perfectly sober. — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A person should be judged by the actions of his or her own heart and character not by his or her race, creed, age,… — Veedan Shimakuura Copy Share Image
If you leave someone for another person, don't be surprised if that person leaves you for someone else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls spend hours deciding what to wear, and all guys do is try to picture us naked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people expect the world outta relationships, but you cant change the person. They will not become perfect cause your dating....which is what makes… — MeagansRevolution Copy Share Image
Not all women are angry bitter bitches, just like not all men suck. Get to know someone before assuming. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
