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“Hey officers, the only people who can say the alphabet backwards are the people who practice it because they're always drinking and driving.”

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The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.

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I want to be remembered by: Can't we all just get along? You know? And like I say, I know I shouldn't have been…

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Drinking and driving is the stupidest and most cares less thing someone can do.

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Anyone who risks drinking and driving clearly was dropped on their head as a child. I just dont get why people do it.

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People that insist upon drinking and driving, are putting the quart before the hearse.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

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I honestly don't care if people drink or smoke...As long as they're responsible. It's drinking and driving that really makes me mad.

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I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up…

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The problem with drinking and driving is the mourning after.

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You think drinking and driving is dangerous, try drinking and manscaping.

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Drinking and driving is the most selfish thing you can do, just saying make sure you think before you do it.

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Drinking and driving is a lot like drinking and fucking; all it takes is one little accident and you're fucked!

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“Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births.”

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