Funny Quote by Anonymous

I ain't drunk, officer, I just fell getting out of my car.

— Dead Kennedys

No, officer I'm not drunk! The reason I'm walking like this is because I'm avoiding snipers.

— Green Monk

The cop gets to the window and says the same thing that they all say, right, 'Do you know why I stopped you?' It…

— Gabriel Iglesias

Honey, don't walk out, I'm too drunk to follow.

— Tom Petty

No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!

— Anonymous

Ofcourse I'm going to drive, I'm to drunk to walk.

— Kiara Leigh

Officer , I swear to drunk Im not God!

— Hemant Smarty

Cop pulls over a car: Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over? Driver: You thought I had donuts?

— Humaira

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car.

— Reese Witherspoon

“Can you drop me off at work? Just pull up to the front and pop the trunk and I’ll hop out.”

— Jarod Kintz

A man once told me that you step out of your door in the morning, and you are already in trouble. The only question…

— Denzel Washington

Word of Advice: If a cop pulls you over and says, 'You drinking?' Never respond with, 'You buying?'

— Anonymous