Beer Quote by Henny Youngman

Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!"

— Henny Youngman

I was always like, "I'm going to be the drunk judge who's like, 'Objection!' 'In chambers!' "

— Winona Ryder

Never forget what someone who is drunk says to you because drunk words are sober thoughts.

— Anonymous

“out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No, son, you're not." The…

— Various

“drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No, son, you're…

— Various

A man up in front of a judge says "I don't recognise this court." "Why not?" "It's been redecorated since the last time I…

— Frank Carson

“The judge says a dozen years and they are out in six. The rest of us get life with no parole.”

— Mark Sennen

I don't judge myself by what someone says.

— Sydney Schanberg

“You decide. You be the judge. It says You are welcome regardless of severity. Severity is in the eye of the sufferer, it says.…

— David Foster Wallace

Stella: I got a nose for trouble. I can smell it ten miles away. . . . I can smell trouble right here in…

— Thelma Ritter

That's not the federal law. What you're confusing is law with the opinion of a justice, what one lone federal judge says is not…

— Roy Moore

I am not so foolish as to murmur, if now, since I have drunk up my wine and beer, I have to put up…

— Sigrid Undset