A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No,… — Various Copy Share Image
Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No, son, you're… — Various Copy Share Image
Never forget what someone who is drunk says to you because drunk words are sober thoughts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
