Sarcastic Quote by Humaira

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

— Joe E. Lewis

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks

— Anonymous

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days.

— Totie Fields

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

— Totie Fields

I quit drinking, smoking, doing anything bad.

— Steve Lukather

I quit smoking after 37 years and I dropped about 10 pounds.

— Chuck Woolery

I lost 100 pounds in 11 months.

— Khalil Rountree Jr

I wasn't eating. I wasn't sleeping. All I was doing was cocaine. I stayed awake for about two weeks, locked in my bedroom. I…

— Andy Gibb

The way to lose weight is to eat less, so I ate a lot less for a month and lost a lot of weight…

— Malcolm Turnbull

I was in an unhealthy cycle. I was drinking too much. I wasn't eating well. And everything I thought I was doing right wasn't…

— Guy Sebastian

I gained over 100 lbs. that I could never lose. My hair was falling out. I was tired all the time. I couldn't maintain…

— Michelle Carter

It took me five months to lose twenty pounds and it took me hours to gain it back. I mean it was magical how…

— Mila Kunis