Day Quote by Totie Fields

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

— Totie Fields

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

— Joe E. Lewis

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks

— Anonymous

Atkins - I was on that for two weeks. All I lost was 14 days.

— Frank Vincent

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

— Humaira

After 14 years of dieting, there are only two things I've never lost. Hope and weight.

— Cathy Guisewite

I've lost about 19 pounds, and I do two things. One: calorie counting - calorie in and calorie out, that's No. 1. Two: working…

— Paul Nassif

The way to lose weight is to eat less, so I ate a lot less for a month and lost a lot of weight…

— Malcolm Turnbull

I've never been on a diet that lasted more than a day.

— Keren Woodward

You didn't eat some days for two days you didn't eat properly.

— Anonymous

It takes about four days of virtuous living to create a little weight loss. That also happens to be the time required to get…

— Martha Beck

I lost 4.5 kilos in a week. Somehow.

— Bernard Tomic