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If there's anything disgusting about the movie business, it's the whoredom of my peers. — Sean Penn Copy Share Image
The moment I start to care is the moment i've finally lost what little sanity i've miraculously held onto...either way,that's not good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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I said [ Barack Obama], the founder of ISIS. Obviously, I'm being sarcastic.But not that sarcastic, to be honest with you. — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
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The French are sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. Utter cowards who force their… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
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He has inhibited discussion by designating admonition as the method of dealing with a heretic- and the first method, too, because he… — Tertullian Copy Share Image
Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. — Frank Lloyd Wright Copy Share Image
Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking. — Rupert Hughes Copy Share Image
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