In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism. They have formed their own… — Spiro T. Agnew Copy Share Image
I have this odd tendency to be really sarcastic when I'm uncomfortable and I don't really know why but it just comes… — Mila Kunis Copy Share Image
The French are sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. Utter cowards who force their… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I stepped into the industry, I was dealt this bizarre persona of being this sarcastic fashionista 'it girl' who is friends… — Jameela Jamil Copy Share Image
Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Destiny stands by sarcastic with our dramatis personae folded in her hand. — George Eliot Copy Share Image
I find myself to be quite sarcastic, and I wouldn't want to be with someone who didn't get that. — Andrej Pejic Copy Share Image
The moment I start to care is the moment i've finally lost what little sanity i've miraculously held onto...either way,that's not good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever. — Sigmund Freud Copy Share Image
Are you thinking what I'm thinking that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking because if you think that I think what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Plus, I was about to spend six weeks with Christian Ozera. He was sarcastic, difficult, and made jokes about everything. Actually, he… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well. — John Cleese Copy Share Image
“No, but as a vampire, I'm able to detect subtle shifts in emotional energy.” — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
On whether Blurred Lines' video is sexist: I don't. I really appreciate the people who watch out for that stuff, and I'm… — Emily Ratajkowski Copy Share Image
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If he wants to tell you, he'll tell you. End of story, Rose. Besides, you certainly keep your share of secrets too.… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image