In order to know whether a human being is young or old, offer it food of different kinds at short intervals. If… — Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr Copy Share Image
Sisters don't need words. They have perfected a language of snarls and smiles and frowns and winks - expressions of shocked surprise… — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
“Just for the record the weather today is slightly sarcastic, with a good chance of A. indifference and B. disinterest in what… — Panic at the Disco Copy Share Image
In India, 'cold weather' is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
My give a fuck button totally failed to commence operation this morning..so, until further notice I'm activating my 'go-on-now' button. Act accordingly! — Nicole HIll Copy Share Image
Character is what someone does, much more than who they are. I can be sarcastic or I can be fearful, but it… — Mitchell Hurwitz Copy Share Image
When I present those clip shows and movie mistakes and things, the persona the writers adopt for me is unimpressed, superior, very… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Russians will consume marinated mushrooms and vodka, salted herring and vodka, smoked salmon and vodka, salami and vodka, caviar on brown bread… — Hedrick Smith Copy Share Image
I am a very strong supporter of the Second Amendment. And I am I don't know if Hillary was saying it… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
There have been many definitions of hell, but for the English the best definition is that it is the place where the… — David Frost Copy Share Image
Being the offspring of English teachers is a mixed blessing. When the film star says to you, on the air, 'It was… — Dick Cavett Copy Share Image
Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. — Molly Ivins Copy Share Image
I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two… — Humaira Copy Share Image
After more than half a century (Sleeping Beauty), Disney finally know what the meaning of true love (Maleficent). — Alvin Copy Share Image
You need to wipe your mouth sweetheart, you've got some bullshit on your lips. — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
And now I'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you. — Homer Copy Share Image
The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
