If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right! — Mae West Copy Share Image
“He’s a doctor,” Timur says. “Ah? It must be shocking for you, then. This hospital.” — Khaled Hosseini Copy Share Image
Tell the cook of this restaurant with my compliments that these are the very worst sandwiches in the whole world, and that,… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
People may not like what I have to say - obviously, I get the sarcastic nickname of 'Siri,' because they say I… — Spencer Dinwiddie Copy Share Image
I like when I ask a person to please have a seat and they point to the only other chair in the… — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
Don't call me at 3am and ask me if I'm sleepin .. No I'm skydiving.. the fuck you think I'm doing? — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. — Hy Gardner Copy Share Image
What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start.. — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
Are you kidding? He's arrogant, sarcastic, likes to intimidate people, and—oh." Okay. Maybe she had a point. — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Whats the point of having U as a FRIEND in FACEBOOK.. when in real life I really wanna SLAP ur FACE with… — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
A sophisticated rhetorician, inebriated with the exuberance of his own verbosity. — Benjamin Disraeli Copy Share Image
His face is livid, gaunt his whole body, his breath is green with gall; his tongue drips poison. — John Quincy Adams Copy Share Image
