What is the use of straining after an amiable view of things, when a cynical view is most likely to be the… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I grew up in a family of ten. You had to have, like, a burst appendix to get the floor.... My brothers… — Mary Robison Copy Share Image
She looked as though butter wouldn't melt in her mouth - or anywhere else. — Elsa Lanchester Copy Share Image
That was a sarcastic remark pointing out that Bill Clinton has, quite a past, and Hillary Clinton has done quite a job… — Rudy Giuliani Copy Share Image
I was very bored at school. I found it very easy and slow and grey. My teachers didn't really know how to… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
She spends her day powdering her face till she looks like a bled pig. — Margot Asquith Copy Share Image
I suppose there are a lot of reasons to be jaded or sarcastic or bitter in life, but I hang on to… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
He who desires nothing, hopes for nothing, and is afraid of nothing, cannot be an artist. — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me sometimes… — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
That is what I like about you, Mr. Dashwood," she said. "You are so decisive. It saves me the bother of thinking… — Loretta Chase Copy Share Image
You don't like when I get jealous, so you must wanting me to stopping caring about us? — Kristy Truong Copy Share Image
I've noticed the people most uptight about smokers and drinkers don't really have a problem with gluttony and gossip. — Tim Hawkins Copy Share Image
“We went to Mexico, had some tequlia, eloped with a pair of drug smugglers, and took part-time jobs as exotic dancers. You… — Jennifer Lynn Barnes Copy Share Image
Prior to Valentinus, those who follow Valentinus had no existence. Nor did those from Marcion exist before Marcion. Nor, in short, did… — Irenaeus of Lyons Copy Share Image
Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
If a red head guy works at a bakery, does that make him a ginger bread man? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A police officer asked me where I was between 4 and 5? I said kindergarten. — Kayla Knight Copy Share Image
Give a great big hug to all the drug dealers, sluts, and ass holes. They sure know how keep the world going — Masha Mezz Copy Share Image
'Don't you worry, and don't you hurry.' I know that phrase by heart, and if all other music should perish out of… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
A house is never still in darkness to those who listen intently; there is a whispering in distant chambers, an unearthly hand… — James M. Barrie Copy Share Image
