Sarcastic Quotes · Page 20

History repeats itself, the first as tragedy, then as farce.

— Karl Marx

Germany, the diseased world's bathhouse.

— Mark Twain

Please try not to be such a wiener-head.

— Dave Barry

If you cant beat them,arrange to have them beaten.

— Gerorge Carlin

Oh you're talking to me, I thought you only spoke behind my back!

— Anonymous

Sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments

— Blossom

The English have a miraculous power of turning wine into water.

— Oscar Wilde

Do you think it's a good idea to be sarcastic about slavery?

— Angela Rye

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

— Groucho Marx

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.

— Mark Twain

Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time.

— Frederic Raphael

I'm sort of a needler, sarcastic and sometimes relentless. It's just the way I roll.

— Justin Thomas

Sometimes, all you need is a loaded Gun and some of your favorite assholes to shoot at.

— Rajdeep Sarkar

You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.

— Anonymous

I've got respect with you guys.. But my respect have limitations. So if you hit that limit, expect me to hit your…

— Rakii Retondo

I can be a very sarcastic person, and sometimes people take every word I say literally.

— Sasha Grey

I always find that I'm less sarcastic in France and maybe I'm a bit more shy and a bit more reserved, even…

— Freya Mavor

I saw what a mess a lot of people could make of their lives when they're smitten. Some of them go temporarily…

— Mae West

“And I know I'm sarcastic and defensive and I make a joke out of everything and am highly resistant to anything that…

— Shauna Cross

Every once in a while, friends leave sarcastic comments on photos. I know they're joking, but the sarcastic humor doesn't always translate…

— Peyton List

That is what I like about you, Mr. Dashwood," she said. "You are so decisive. It saves me the bother of thinking…

— Loretta Chase

“Don't get smart or sarcastic He snaps back just like elastic Spare us the theatrics and the verbal gymnastics We break wise…

— Elvis Costello

Definition Of A Celebrity: A person whowho works hard all their life to be successful and to be known, and then wears…

— Toni Watson

“I'm sarcastic and facetious. It's hard to find those people on the first encounter. I can be nice, but I don't want…

— Bertsche

Sarcastic people tend to be marshmallows underneath the armor

— Stephen King

You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.

— Anonymous

Now we know why some animals eat their own children.

— Anonymous

A brain of feathers, and a heart of lead.

— Alexander Pope

“Every day is a gift. But some days are packaged better.”

— Sanhita Baruah

So does 'shuffle' mean playing all the songs you don't want to hear?

— Nikhil Saluja

She should get a divorce and settle down.

— Jack Paar

I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.

— George Carlin

Had double chins all the way down to his stomach.

— Mark Twain

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy.

— Miles Kington

I will always love the false image I had of you.

— Ashleigh Brilliant

I'm kind of sarcastic. Not cynical but sarcastic.

— Gal Gadot

He made enemies as naturally as soap makes suds.

— Percival Wilde

He could never see a belt without hitting below it.

— Margot Asquith

America knows nothing of food, love, or art.

— Isadora Duncan

It's raining outside. I should go update and alert all my friends on Facebook who don't own a window.

— Anonymous