She spends her day powdering her face till she looks like a bled pig. — Margot Asquith Copy Share Image
He [Napoleon] was as great as a man can be without morality. — Alexis de Tocqueville Copy Share Image
The problem with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, but with absolutely no talent. — Hugh Leonard Copy Share Image
The Arabic music I listen to is extremely edgy. Ironic, sarcastic, sensual, erotic. — Yasmine Hamdan Copy Share Image
When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well. — John Cleese Copy Share Image
The ability to recognize whether or not someone is being sarcastic is a sign of a healthy mind. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“So, you're telling me the zoo commissioned you to make a zombie panda in order to avoid a potential international incident.” — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
I don't try to be a sarcastic bitch all the time; I'm just naturally talented like that I guess. *shrugs shoulders and… — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interupt the start of yours? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Break my heart some more like never before. Why you're at it, you should just stomp on it. Nobody cares about my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is a good news for you. you are going to usa soon. Some scientist will take you there. cuz they want… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
...Never tell a ticket agent, "As a matter of fact, I DID accept items from persons unknown to me! A nice man… — Seanbaby Copy Share Image
I would love to make a sarcastic film; I am so sarcastic that even my kids are now getting used to my… — Farah Khan Copy Share Image
That I walk around calling people 'dummy' and 'hockey puck'. I do have a different life apart from being sarcastic on stage.… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Being the offspring of English teachers is a mixed blessing. When the film star says to you, on the air, 'It was… — Dick Cavett Copy Share Image
When you're being earnest, people think you're being sarcastic and when you're being sarcastic, they think you're being earnest. The moral in… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
We're both [with Mark Wahlberg] capable of being sarcastic, vicious, violent lunatics, but we hold each other in check, appeal to the… — Peter Berg Copy Share Image
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