Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther. — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
This worked out perfectly for me in college, because what nineteen-year-old Virginia boy doesn't want a wide-hipped, sarcastic Greek girl with short… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
She was a large woman who seemed not so much dressed as upholstered. — James M. Barrie Copy Share Image
I always find that I'm less sarcastic in France and maybe I'm a bit more shy and a bit more reserved, even… — Freya Mavor Copy Share Image
“God is always willing to give you the best life possible. If you change your mind at any time you are free… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let me ruin your life, let me break your heart, then I'll ask you why we can't be friends. Let me rip… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know if Hillary [Clinton] was saying it in a sarcastic manner, but I'm very proud to have the endorsement of… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
Their demeanor is invariably morose, sullen, clownish and repulsive. I should think there is not, on the face of the earth, a… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food, and few things in the world are more wearying than a sarcastic attitude… — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction. — Mae West Copy Share Image
I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time. — Keyzee Copy Share Image
I dont really forgive people I just pretend like it's ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them. — Jewelizeemint Deelouviou Copy Share Image
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image