Humor Quote by Lish McBride

“I would have to hide in the jungle and live wild amoung the pandas”

— Diane Messidoro

“I had an affinity for pandas. Something about clumsy vegetarians struck a chord with me.”

— Lish McBride

“I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Pounding that kid, I really wanted to put a bullet between the eyes of every endangered panda that wouldn't screw to save its species…

— Palahniuk

“The Peace Panda Says...What we feed humanity today is what we will all  become tomorrow!”

— Timothy Pina

“If you want to understand how animals live, you don't go to the zoo, you go to the jungle.”

— Martin Lindstrom

“I bought a zoo, which is funny, because I own the very place that should own me.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A Lion that hunts for survival in the jungle does not envy the one being fed in a zoo”

— Suhaib Rumi

“I’m not sure I’d like to be burned. I think I might like to be fed to zoo animals. It would be both environmentally…

— Gail Honeyman

“Like in the zoo, you will always find lots of monkeys but very few lions.”

— Nabil N. Jamal

“Oh, just you wait. I'll have, like Great Danes and pygmy goats and maybe even a baby panda living with me. That is what…

— E. Lockhart

“But I don't insist. I don't mean to defend zoos. Close them all down if you want (and let us hope that what wildlife…

— Yann Martel