Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

“Pounding that kid, I really wanted to put a bullet between the eyes of every endangered panda that wouldn't screw to save its species…

— Palahniuk

“I would have to hide in the jungle and live wild amoung the pandas”

— Diane Messidoro

“I had an affinity for pandas. Something about clumsy vegetarians struck a chord with me.”

— Lish McBride

“Disappointment Panda would be the hero that none of us would want but all of us would need. He'd be the proverbial vegetables to…

— Mark Manson

“So, you're telling me the zoo commissioned you to make a zombie panda in order to avoid a potential international incident.”

— Lish McBride

“The Peace Panda Says...What we feed humanity today is what we will all  become tomorrow!”

— Timothy Pina

“I popped out of a bamboo, fallen from the sky. Leave no leaf ripped, don't you ruin the nature. It makes me bitter, remembering…

— Toba Beta

“Her lips remind me of kite strings and I find myself thinking about panda bears. Panda bears do not fly kites, I tell myself.…

— Michael Ian Black

“This world is dark and it's so hard to breathe... but in this instant, when I laughed along with you, I felt that breathing…

— Katsura Hoshino

“For a moment, I feel liberated. I feel like skipping through a field of freaking daises and stuff. With bunnies and squirrels and maybe…

— Leah Rae Miller

“I'm scared of the geese. When I was five, my mom took me down there to feed those horrible beasts and one of them…

— Leah Rae Miller

“I remember spending an afternoon with Mr. Richter in the Central Park Zoo, I went weighted down with food for the animals, only someone…

— Jonathan Safran Foer