“Oh.My. Every illegal swear word in the dictionary, God. What is it with older men? don't they ever look in the mirror?” — Diane Messidoro Love Copy Share Image
“Daniel Craig is sitting on a carrot, Jude Law is sitting on Daniel Craig's head.” — Diane Messidoro Humour Copy Share Image
“I would have to hide in the jungle and live wild amoung the pandas” — Diane Messidoro Funny Copy Share Image
“It was defiantly the most gorgeous voice i'd ever heard. It belonged to The rudest Most Despicable Boy I've Ever Met.” — Diane Messidoro Love Copy Share Image
“I love watching people's faces when i say i live with my daughter and Johnny Depp.” — Diane Messidoro Humour Copy Share Image
“He raised one eyebrow. Infuriatingly. Then he looked me up and down, but not in a meaningful way like Jake used to,… — Diane Messidoro Horses Copy Share Image
“I was not dressed crazily - I was dressed as a horse. And for a very logical and sane reason.” — Diane Messidoro Funny Copy Share Image
“lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.” — Diane Messidoro Boys Copy Share Image
“...OMGOMGOMG she knows about spanners - SHE KNOWS I PICTURED RALPH'S SPANNER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” — Diane Messidoro Humour Copy Share Image
“When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size.” — Diane Messidoro Cats Copy Share Image
