Boys Quote by Diane Messidoro

“Let me just say it out loud so we can laugh together: You're going to find Johnny Depp, take him back to Vahalal, and…

— Gary Ghislain

“Forgive me if I don’t trust a naked male who claims to be a dog.”

— Christy Gissendaner

“What’s a naked man doing in your bed? I thought we had a code for these kinds of things.”

— Laura Thalassa

“I looked down at my phone and saw another text from John. -Disney character you would sleep with? I smiled at that one. It…

— J. Lynn

“I told him that when I was young I had seen two dogs copulating in a field, and whenever I contemplate myself having intercourse,…

— Arthur Mathews

“I feel giddy with the intimacy of being where he thinks and dreams, where he changes his clothes and flings them absolutely all over…

— Jandy Nelson

“I wish I could line up naked the men I've slept with and just gloat for a hot minute. Beautiful creatures.”

— Crystal Woods

“I lay in the middle of an orgy-sized bed without the orgy, or anybody for company except a butterfly flirting with the sheers over…

— Karen Chance

“Her pussy thought his erection was her pet and they ought to cuddle.”

— Shirl Anders

“I have a pet frog. He sleeps in a king-sized bed, just in case he happens to be an undercover prince.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Sluts that bang old men age in dog years, didn’t you know?”

— R.K. Lilley

“Oh, he was doing his puppy dog eyes. The ones that had girls dropping their panties and wanting to comfort him. Dickhead.”

— Milana Jacks