Funny Quote by Diane Messidoro

“I quite deliberately dressed wild animals in tame costumes of my imagination.”

— Yann Martel

“He looks like a horse in a man costume!”

— Dylan Moran

“She looked, I decided this morning, much more like a horse than a human being. In fact she would have been a very nice…

— Agatha Christie

“I believe he was feeling a bit nervous. Possibly it was my costume that took him aback. I was dressed quite well, even elegantly,…

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky

“I dressed up like a horse, and my horse-faced friend dressed up like a jockey. This worked out great, because I ended up giving…

— Jarod Kintz

“If there was a horse and the horse looked like you, I would find that horse attractive.”

— S.J. Kincaid

“At the moment, he can tell he's being watched by a stranger, however, so he picks his feet up and tosses his mane just…

— Maggie Stiefvater

“The dress bunched up like loose skin round her neck. It wouldn't behave, wouldn't act as if it was really hers. Wearing it was…

— Maggie O'Farrell

“I'm about to do something very clever and a tiny bit against the rules of the universe. It's important that I'm properly dressed.”

— Tommy Donbavand

“Then he looked at a car. It was odd how soon one got used to cars without horses, he thought. They used to look…

— Virginia Woolf

“If I met a horse that looked like you, I’d find that horse attractive.”

— S.J. Kincaid

“You could tell a horse everything, and it wouldn't judge you or condemn you or think you stupid. A horse had no opinion at…

— Adele Geras