Black books Quote by Dylan Moran Download Open image ““He looks like a horse in a man costume!”” — Dylan Moran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Black books British British comedy Dylan-moran Funny Horse Man
“If there was a horse and the horse looked like you, I would find that horse attractive.” — S.J. Kincaid Copy Share Image
“I was not dressed crazily - I was dressed as a horse. And for a very logical and sane reason.” — Diane Messidoro Copy Share Image
“At the moment, he can tell he's being watched by a stranger, however, so he picks his feet up and tosses his mane just… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“If I met a horse that looked like you, I’d find that horse attractive.” — S.J. Kincaid Copy Share Image
“She looked, I decided this morning, much more like a horse than a human being. In fact she would have been a very nice… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
“I dressed up like a horse, and my horse-faced friend dressed up like a jockey. This worked out great, because I ended up giving… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Holding the horse’s reins was a man with dark hair on his head and chin. He wore a large sword at his side and… — Audrey Mackaman Copy Share Image
“Why, a trick horse is kind of like an actor—no dignity, no character of his own.” — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
“Horses are mirrors. They'll show you back whatever you show them. Watch a man with a horse, and you'll see what's inside his own… — Mary Doria Russell Copy Share Image
America's work ethic is non-stop; it's not even enshrined in law that workers have to get their two weeks holiday money. But Americans work… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
[Adulthood feels like] walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
If you're talking about crowd enthusiasm, it varies. I have a decent following in Australia so I like there. I'm interested in playing everywhere. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
There are two types of wine essentially, and everybody knows this. There's the one where you drink it and go, "Mmmm, well that's ok,… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Go and lie down in the dark... for hours... and don't move. I'm locking the door now — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I suppose the best comedy shows do have the rock n' roll feeling - if it's a great night, and the roof is raised… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's that, is… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
The sensible thing for everyone to do would be to write all their op-eds and think pieces now so they're ready the day after… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just get out of a chair when I'm not expecting it. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Have I got a black book? Yes, it's called a mobile phone. I do get offers. There is no shortage of people if you… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
“Fran Katzenjammer: "You need someone normal around here". Bernard: "Normal! He's normal is he, is he"? Fran Katzenjammer: [chuckles] Bernard: "What am I then"?… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I love 'The Autobiography of Malcolm X.' That was like the only black book we read in high school. — Junot Diaz Copy Share Image
“Perhaps this is why The Boeing Company, one of the largest airplane design and engineering firms in the world, keeps a black book of… — Scott Berkun Copy Share Image
Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works, because in its own way, it's quite theatrical. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Every girl should have this-the little black book for career success! — Susan Cohn Rockefeller Copy Share Image
“Actually the contents of these books mattered little. What did matter was what they first felt when they went into the library, where they… — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
You know, just sometimes, in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that four hundredth glass of cornershop piss at 3am,… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
A friend in the War Office warned me that I was in Kitchener's black books, and that orders had been given for my arrest… — Philip Gibbs Copy Share Image
You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them. — Harrison Ford Copy Share Image
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