Have I got a black book? Yes, it's called a mobile phone. I do get offers. There is no shortage of people… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
“Fran Katzenjammer: "You need someone normal around here". Bernard: "Normal! He's normal is he, is he"? Fran Katzenjammer: [chuckles] Bernard: "What am… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I love 'The Autobiography of Malcolm X.' That was like the only black book we read in high school. — Junot Diaz Copy Share Image
“Perhaps this is why The Boeing Company, one of the largest airplane design and engineering firms in the world, keeps a black… — Scott Berkun Copy Share Image
Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works, because in its own way, it's quite… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Every girl should have this-the little black book for career success! — Susan Cohn Rockefeller Copy Share Image
“Actually the contents of these books mattered little. What did matter was what they first felt when they went into the library,… — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
You know, just sometimes, in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that four hundredth glass of cornershop piss… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
A friend in the War Office warned me that I was in Kitchener's black books, and that orders had been given for… — Philip Gibbs Copy Share Image
You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them. — Harrison Ford Copy Share Image
“The tendency, which exists wherever industrialism is well developed, for trusts and monopolies to control all industry, leads to a diminution of… — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
Even God had a Welsh name : He spoke to him in the old language; He was to have a peculiar care… — R. S. Thomas Copy Share Image
I've nothing against kids reading anything they please, but I do have a problem with pink books for girls and black books… — Joanne Harris Copy Share Image
“In the library I search for a good book. We have many books, says Mrs. Rose, the librarian, and ALL of them… — Sally Murphy Copy Share Image
A bleak, black book, it engenders awe and despair. I have read it in its entirety 4 1/2 times, each time finding… — Michael Silverblatt Copy Share Image
