Humour Quote by Diane Messidoro Download Open image ““I love watching people's faces when i say i live with my daughter and Johnny Depp.”” — Diane Messidoro ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humour
“I can’t stand the thought of looking at you someday, this face I love, and not knowing who you are.” — lisa genova Copy Share Image
“And who knows, maybe someone famous will respond to my ad... Maybe Johnny Depp will respond! I've always loved him since he played that… — Emily Harper Copy Share Image
“My eyes are bloodshot. I look at my face and I think that I had someone who loved this face. And now he's gone.… — Taylor Jenkins Reid Copy Share Image
“I've never told my daughters how to live. I just lived and let them watch me.” — José N. Harris Copy Share Image
“Yours was the most beautiful face I'd ever seen because it was the only face I'd ever truly seen. You were the person I… — Claudia Gray Copy Share Image
“Okay. Would you rather I looked like Hugh Jackman or George Clooney?” “Johnny Depp,” she says. She answers a little too fast for my… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
“I love all three of my kids completely and differently. And I want them to know that I will love them for as long… — Randy Pausch Copy Share Image
“Searching for the real faces of every face we met! This is what our life is!” — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
“And how sad it is that the last face someone makes at you is always the face you remember the most.” — Catherine Lacey Copy Share Image
“She’s my daughter.” “She’s the love of my life.” My heart was pumping so damn fast. I needed to see her.” — Tijan Copy Share Image
“Oh.My. Every illegal swear word in the dictionary, God. What is it with older men? don't they ever look in the mirror?” — Diane Messidoro Copy Share Image
“Daniel Craig is sitting on a carrot, Jude Law is sitting on Daniel Craig's head.” — Diane Messidoro Copy Share Image
“I would have to hide in the jungle and live wild amoung the pandas” — Diane Messidoro Copy Share Image
“It was defiantly the most gorgeous voice i'd ever heard. It belonged to The rudest Most Despicable Boy I've Ever Met.” — Diane Messidoro Copy Share Image
“He raised one eyebrow. Infuriatingly. Then he looked me up and down, but not in a meaningful way like Jake used to, more as… — Diane Messidoro Copy Share Image
“I was not dressed crazily - I was dressed as a horse. And for a very logical and sane reason.” — Diane Messidoro Copy Share Image
“lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.” — Diane Messidoro Copy Share Image
“...OMGOMGOMG she knows about spanners - SHE KNOWS I PICTURED RALPH'S SPANNER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” — Diane Messidoro Copy Share Image
“When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size.” — Diane Messidoro Copy Share Image
“law that stated you didn't advertise any event you hadn't attended, any place you'd never been, or any band you didn't really listen to.” — Mhairi McFarlane Copy Share Image
To refer even in passing to unpublished or struggling authors and their problems is to put oneself at some risk, so I will say… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to… — Lyndsay Faye Copy Share Image
No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest, some supposed… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark. "A virgin," sputtered another. "I didn't know they still made them." "He just did.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Life is like yoga; the only way you can enjoy it is by relaxing into any position you happen to find yourself in.” — Jon Wakeham Copy Share Image
