Humour Quote by Diane Messidoro Download Open image ““Daniel Craig is sitting on a carrot, Jude Law is sitting on Daniel Craig's head.”” — Diane Messidoro ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humour
“Ah, Hollywood. One day, you and I will play Operation. And I'll be the drunk, mad doctor with the hedge trimmer & you will… — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
“The character I’m playing in the film is this driven, workaholic lawyer who has never lost a case. When I’m playing him . .… — Julie James Copy Share Image
“We take the elevator to the third floor, to the office of Dr. Harrison Chance. His name alone has put me off. Why not… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“But as soon as I closed my eyes, all I saw was Brennan and his faceless lover. And I knew that come tomorrow when… — Sloane Kennedy Copy Share Image
“Dear God in Heaven, I've been a good woman. When I die, all I want is Humphrey Bogart and Matt Damon feeding me grapes,… — Kelly Harms Copy Share Image
“Just then Antonio, his two guards, his two Pit Bulls, Sebastian, and a strange, tall Keja bloke who had long white-grey hair and a… — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
“She puts on her poker face; I don’t have any extra faces to put on, just the normal Craig face.” — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
“Your dressed as a waiter and I am dressed as a doctor so we are just as we live.” — Tim Wayne Copy Share Image
“Oh.My. Every illegal swear word in the dictionary, God. What is it with older men? don't they ever look in the mirror?” — Diane Messidoro Copy Share Image
“I would have to hide in the jungle and live wild amoung the pandas” — Diane Messidoro Copy Share Image
“It was defiantly the most gorgeous voice i'd ever heard. It belonged to The rudest Most Despicable Boy I've Ever Met.” — Diane Messidoro Copy Share Image
“I love watching people's faces when i say i live with my daughter and Johnny Depp.” — Diane Messidoro Copy Share Image
“He raised one eyebrow. Infuriatingly. Then he looked me up and down, but not in a meaningful way like Jake used to, more as… — Diane Messidoro Copy Share Image
“I was not dressed crazily - I was dressed as a horse. And for a very logical and sane reason.” — Diane Messidoro Copy Share Image
“lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.” — Diane Messidoro Copy Share Image
“...OMGOMGOMG she knows about spanners - SHE KNOWS I PICTURED RALPH'S SPANNER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” — Diane Messidoro Copy Share Image
“When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size.” — Diane Messidoro Copy Share Image
“law that stated you didn't advertise any event you hadn't attended, any place you'd never been, or any band you didn't really listen to.” — Mhairi McFarlane Copy Share Image
To refer even in passing to unpublished or struggling authors and their problems is to put oneself at some risk, so I will say… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to… — Lyndsay Faye Copy Share Image
No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest, some supposed… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark. "A virgin," sputtered another. "I didn't know they still made them." "He just did.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Life is like yoga; the only way you can enjoy it is by relaxing into any position you happen to find yourself in.” — Jon Wakeham Copy Share Image
