Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves. — Lynne Truss Copy Share Image
Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Don't be racist. Be like a Panda. They're Black and White and Asian!.. :P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We should see ourself as a panda, Their white their black and also their asian. — Axel Copy Share Image
“If you keep on doing what you do, you will never be more than who you are right now.” — Master Shifu Copy Share Image
“The Peace Panda Says…We can all make a difference in humanity...all in our own different ways!” — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
“The Peace Panda Says...Always be the person who reinforces the strength of all others in humanity. Your force will help change the… — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
As a singer, I have won the highest honours in China. Actually I am like the panda: we are both national treasures. — Peng Liyuan Copy Share Image
“So, you're telling me the zoo commissioned you to make a zombie panda in order to avoid a potential international incident.” — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
The panda is a funny, lovable animal, which defends its territory well. It's strong but calm. It suits me perfectly. — Metta World Peace Copy Share Image
“Panda gazed at her plastic-bag pregnancy. “Here I am, about to be a father, and the sex wasn’t even that good.” She… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“The Peace Panda Says...Every day should be Earth Day!If we don't take care of mother earth, She won't take care of us!” — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
“Don't hope for a life without problems,' the panda said. 'There's no such thing. Instead, hope for a life full of good… — Mark Manson Copy Share Image
When you see all of the pandas in this movie [Kung Fu Panda 3], they are rolling because that is exactly what… — Jennifer Yuh Nelson Copy Share Image
We went to a remote Panda Base which was insane because inside there were several cribs which held about twenty baby pandas.… — Jennifer Yuh Nelson Copy Share Image
“I had learned that a dexterous, opposable thumb stood among the hallmarks of human success. We had maintained, even exaggerated, this important… — Stephen Jay Gould Copy Share Image
If you can unify the public mind saving an iconic species like the tiger, like they did with the panda, that means… — Leonardo DiCaprio Copy Share Image
People who have followed my career still call me Ron, and that's OK; most of the young kids call me Metta, and… — Metta World Peace Copy Share Image
“The Peace Panda: Let Us Try To Remember That For Our Very Short Existence On This Planet That We Are Here To… — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
“I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the… — Lynne Truss Copy Share Image
A panda walks into a tea room and ordered a salad and ate it. Then it pulled out a pistol, shot the… — Ursula K. Le Guin Copy Share Image
“It would be awesome. And sick. And sad. And uplifting. And necessary. After all, the greatest truths in life are usually the… — Mark Manson Copy Share Image
I said that I thought the secret of life was obvious: be here now, love as if your whole life depended on… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
I only dated one Asian girl, but she was very Asian. She was a panda. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“The Peace Panda Says...What we feed humanity today is what we will all become tomorrow!” — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
“Books can break a man open, even ones about a panda, maybe especially so.” — Gregory Sherl Copy Share Image
“The Peace Panda Says...Pandas are as ancient as Tibet. Being that we are natural citizens there...We share their wisdom too!” — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
“Disappointment Panda would be the hero that none of us would want but all of us would need. He'd be the proverbial… — Mark Manson Copy Share Image