Animal Quote by Metta World Peace

I love pandas, they're so chill. They are all like 'Dude, racism is stupid. I'm White, Black, and Asian...'

— Anonymous

I have always thought that pandas, in evolutionary terms, are the most sophisticated animals in the world. They cannot look after themselves; they are…

— Adam Curtis

I am glad that the life of pandas is so dull by human standards, for our efforts at conservation have little moral value if…

— Stephen Jay Gould

I'm really into pandas right now. They're really scratching an itch for me. They're so goddamn cute.

— Nick Kroll

Panda MotherF*cking Bear

— Me

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

— Dov Davidoff

“I would have to hide in the jungle and live wild amoung the pandas”

— Diane Messidoro

I liked the first 'Kung Fu Panda.'

— Edwin Catmull

“So, you're telling me the zoo commissioned you to make a zombie panda in order to avoid a potential international incident.”

— Lish McBride

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air. "Why?"…

— Lynne Truss

“I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Pounding that kid, I really wanted to put a bullet between the eyes of every endangered panda that wouldn't screw to save its species…

— Palahniuk