Animal Quote by Ursula K. Le Guin
“A panda walks into a tea room and ordered a salad and ate it. Then it pulled out a pistol, shot the man in the next table dead, and walked out. Everyone rushed after it, shouting "Stop! Stop! Why did you do that?" "Becuase I am a panda," said the panda. "That's what pandas do. If you don't believe me, look in the dictionary." So they looked in the dictionary and sure enough they found Panda: Racoon-like animal of Asia. Eats shoots and leaves.”
About This Quote
Source Short story: "The Panda Paradox" (fictional anecdote), 1990
Satirically shows how literal interpretations can justify absurd actions, critiquing reliance on definitions over context.
In simple terms: Words can be twisted to excuse nonsense.
Question assumptions behind definitions.
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When to use this quote
- legal arguments
- media analysis
- personal decision making
- education
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- When do you rely on literal meanings?
- How can context change interpretation?
May oversimplify complex issues.