I can be much more sarcastic and, I think, sometimes withering in my assessments of things than I allow to show in… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
And now I'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you. — Homer Copy Share Image
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When the 'M' of MTV was for music & not for maternity...Those were the days. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A man is a penis-wrinkle when calling him a dickhead would be a compliment.” — NM Facile Copy Share Image
Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made… — Mae West Copy Share Image
He who desires nothing, hopes for nothing, and is afraid of nothing, cannot be an artist. — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.' — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Let me ruin your life, let me break your heart, then I'll ask you why we can't be friends. Let me rip… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism. They have formed their own… — Spiro T. Agnew Copy Share Image
“I don’t even pretend to believe I know everything; I just believe in arguments God told me I had a pretty good… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke.… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I grew up in a family of ten. You had to have, like, a burst appendix to get the floor… My brothers… — Mary Robison Copy Share Image
“Caroline's lips thinned, her face flushed. "My husband, sir, has more secrets in his tiny, insignificant mind than the entire British War… — Adele Ashworth Copy Share Image
Break my heart some more like never before. Why you're at it, you should just stomp on it. Nobody cares about my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily. — Charles Maurice de Talleyrand Copy Share Image
He makes a very handsome corpse and becomes his coffin prodigiously. — Oliver Goldsmith Copy Share Image
