Were you dropped on your headwhen you were younger? Yeah, in a pool of sexy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Debating against him is no fun, say something insulting and he looks at you like a whipped dog. — Harold Wilson Copy Share Image
A man is a king, a king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches, still think ur a man? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like most people as long as they're not behind a steering wheel or a keyboard. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The lyrics were my sarcastic way of realizing you can't be the king of the hill all the time. — Hayley Williams Copy Share Image
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It really flatters me that some peoples lives are SO boring, they actually sit around & talk about mine. I didn't realize… — Miranda H Copy Share Image
I catch fire and find the reserves of courage and assertiveness to speak up. When that happens I get quite carried away.… — William F. Buckley, Jr Copy Share Image
Anyone can do well when things go smoothly. It's when the sh*t hits the fan that you see what people are made… — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
I write all the time. Some of them are very personalized things. Some of them are sarcastic looks at life. — Bill Ward Copy Share Image
Obviously, when I first came to the land of blond-haired, blue-eyed surfer types, I was the sardonic, sarcastic, liquor-swilling, chain-smoking, dark-haired, dark-eyed… — Reid Scott Copy Share Image
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
In her single person she managed to produce the effect of a majority. — Ellen Glasgow Copy Share Image
Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made… — Mae West Copy Share Image
You're right, all guys are the same. It has nothing to do with you exclusively dating douchebags. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
She resembles the Venus de Milo: she is very old, has no teeth, and has white spots on her yellow skin. — Heinrich Heine Copy Share Image
There are several differences between a footballl game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the… — Alfred Hitchcock Copy Share Image
Definition Of A Celebrity: A person whowho works hard all their life to be successful and to be known, and then wears… — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
Almost all of my early art dealt with the fallout from middle-class taboos, the messy, the ambivalent emotions couples felt, the inherent… — Eric Fischl Copy Share Image
The Australian sense of humor is very dry, sarcastic, and very undercover. Like if I tell any jokes in America, people just… — Heath Ledger Copy Share Image
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