Announcements Quote by Joan Rivers

I didn't want to do 'Fashion Police' because I thought, 'This is stupid, this is beneath me, who wants to talk about fashion?' It…

— Joan Rivers

I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.

— Joan Rivers

All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always liked fashion. I always…

— Joan Rivers

Everyone thinks Angelina Jolie was the first celebrity baby hoarder, but she wasn't. Before Angelina there was Mia Farrow. Mia had an entire farm…

— Joan Rivers

I have no sex appeal, which kills me. The only way I can ever hear heavy breathing from my husband's side of the bed…

— Joan Rivers

Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny.

— Joan Rivers

If you hate something, you hate it, and if you like something or somebody, you like it, but tell the truth. And most celebrities…

— Joan Rivers

I have no line. If I think it's funny, it's funny.

— Joan Rivers

I know now that everybody in the arts is forever a beginner. Experience counts for a great deal and very little. Every night onstage…

— Joan Rivers

Why women don't blink during foreplay... not enough time.

— Joan Rivers

My breasts are so low now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time.

— Joan Rivers

I love Vines. You make this 6.4-second drama, and you can reach 6 million viewer, and make people laugh. I find it so fabulous.

— Joan Rivers