Dark sarcasm Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dark sarcasm Dogs Funny Ifs Mother Parenting Puppy Sarcasm Sarcastic Sarcastic love Witty
People have been asking me if I was going to have kids, and I had puppies instead. — Kate Jackson Copy Share Image
Motherhood is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature to love, you can get a puppy. — Barbara Walters Copy Share Image
Being a parent is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature to love, you can get a puppy — Barbara Walters Copy Share Image
I don't want babies the same way I wouldn't want a puppy. It's too much responsibility. — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I love dogs, but they are a big responsibility, and with four children, having one would be too much. — Ant Middleton Copy Share Image
Wanted to surprise my mom with a puppy! But she found out. Now she wont let me get one... — Kendall Jenner Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write songs like, "What I'm going to… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction. — Clarence Darrow Copy Share Image
