Sarcastic love Quotes

I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.

— Clarence Darrow

No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.

— Groucho Marx

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, he's probably LK Advani

— Narendra Modi

If you love someone, set them free.

— Anonymous

If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?

— Anonymous