The little dictator who went to Moscow in his green fatigues to receive a bear hug did not forsake the doctrine of… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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It is true, I worry about the hype. The only person more over-hyped than me is you. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
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I've loved being the sarcastic chick, but I didn't want to be her forever. — Lizzy Caplan Copy Share Image
~~ Behind every strong woman, there is a real asshole that made her that way. — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
Sarcastic Science, she would like to know, In her complacent ministry of fear, How we propose to get away from here When… — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is,… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Everyone knows what a hypocrite is. That's the guy who gripes about the sex, violence and nudity on his VCR. — Zig Ziglar Copy Share Image
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