Bottom Quote by Danny DeVito Download Open image “What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start..” — Danny DeVito ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare 500 Lawyers Bottom Funny Lawyer Lawyers Lawyers Lying Lying Lying Ocean Ocean Sarcastic
Reduce the number of lawyers. They are like beavers - they get in the middle of the stream and dam it up. — Donald Rumsfeld Copy Share Image
“Lawyers get up in front of people, and they posture. They make themselves seem big and loud so people will look at them and… — Meg Harding Copy Share Image
“A lawyer is basically a mouth, like a shark is a mouth attached to a long gut. The business of lawyers is to talk,… — Joyce Carol Oates Copy Share Image
Lawyers are like spiders, they've eat up all the flies, and I guess they'll have to eat each other soon. — Thomas Chandler Haliburton Copy Share Image
"Lawyers Are": Those whose interests and abilities lie in perverting, confounding and eluding the law. — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
I climbed like a billion stairs... its not like I can take them two at a time. — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
I lay on the ground, but then I can't reach - I don't want to take my foot out of the tub - but… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
We did 'Erin Brockovich,' we did 'Man on the Moon,' we did 'Living Out Loud,' but now I'm going to keep going. — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
I have been very fortunate in my life. I have had a lot of happiness. I have a great family and I work a… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
Jersey is always with me. I was one of the lucky ones. Asbury Park is just the greatest place in the world to spend… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
When I'm directing or producing, I like to do different kinds of stories. But you have to know what you really like, and when… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
In this movie, you have all the things you love from Tim. All the magic and the whimsy and the surreal, but he also… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
I'm shooting in Brooklyn, we've got all kinds of crap going on, and I'm all alone now in a big hotel suite that you… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
A bad salesman will automatically drop his price. Bad salesmen make me sick. — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
I didn't do it because of the underlying greed that's prevailing, but it is about greed, doing the right thing at the right time… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
The vision of the left, full of envy and resentment, takes its worst toll on those at the bottom - whether black or white… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
Filmmaking, like sex, isn't a polite enterprise. It involves a lot of mess and the bottom line is, if somebody ain't screaming, you're not… — James Woods Copy Share Image
I was terrible student. I was capable, but I never like being told what to do, so I was always in the bottom class… — Chris Lilley Copy Share Image
The contempt for law and the contempt for the human consequences of lawbreaking go from the bottom to the top of American society. — Margaret Mead Copy Share Image
I plead with my Moonlight fans to give this show a chance if they let me give it a chance. I can’t do Moonlight… — Alex O'Loughlin Copy Share Image
Well, the bottom line is that I'm extremely pleased with 'The Stupids.' I'm pleased that it's coming out, and it should look good. It's… — John Landis Copy Share Image
Search for the seed of good in every adversity. Master that principle and you will own a precious shield that will guard you well… — Og Mandino Copy Share Image
I would have had a clause in my contract; I would've definitely put some fine print in my contract that said, "If the president… — Joe Budden Copy Share Image
Of course the Dharma-body of the Buddha was the hedge at the bottom of the garden. At the same time, and no less obviously,… — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
When I hit bottom, I can attack the problem and get to where I want to be. — Dennis Rodman Copy Share Image
If I had lost the popular vote but won the electoral college and in my first day as president the intelligence community came to… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
The bottom line, in the professional level, no matter where you go, there's going to be competition. That's what it is. At the end… — Scott Tolzien Copy Share Image
