“Despite appearances I'm not a cynic. I'm a sarcastic pragmatist.” — Stephen "B5"Jones Copy Share Image
You need to wipe your mouth sweetheart, you've got some bullshit on your lips. — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
Are you kidding? He's arrogant, sarcastic, likes to intimidate people, and—oh." Okay. Maybe she had a point. — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it… — Thomas Beecham Copy Share Image
People may not like what I have to say - obviously, I get the sarcastic nickname of 'Siri,' because they say I… — Spencer Dinwiddie Copy Share Image
I don't hate you or anything, but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water, I'd drink it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't want to come across the wrong way, which is hard when being funny or sarcastic at times, but I also… — Toni Garrn Copy Share Image
PROPERTY, n. Any material thing, having no particular value, that may be held by A against the cupidity of B. Whatever gratifies… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Barack Obama is pretty similar to the person you see in public, at press conferences. He's a little saltier, a little more… — Jonathan Chait Copy Share Image
While you remain at home your hair is at the hairdresser's; you take out your teeth at night and sleep tucked away… — Martial Copy Share Image
You know, when most girls say they want a big rock, they don't mean, you know, literally a big rock." "Very amusing,… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I'm really good at being sarcastic with guys. That's the best way to hang out with them, because that's what guys .… — Jessica Alba Copy Share Image
Nonetheless, I can't help but be flattered that you noticed the latest addition to my collection," he said. She rolled her eyes.… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely… — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
“In every day and in every way, we're all that much closer to death.” — Charles Atkins Copy Share Image
I have only one ambition left: I should like to have a good epitaph. — Otto von Bismarck Copy Share Image
I would not want to put him in charge of snake control in Ireland. — Eugene McCarthy Copy Share Image
The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering! — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
Modesty is the artifice of actors, similar to passion in call girls. — Jackie Gleason Copy Share Image
