Dad made me laugh a lot. He was a real comedian. He had a real sarcastic sense of humour, he could really… — Julian Lennon Copy Share Image
Everybody says sh*t happens, but don't you hate it when there is no toilet paper!!! — Ash Sweeney Copy Share Image
You laugh because you called me a retarded country girl , I laugh because you actually think you insulted me. I'm country… — Stephanie Copy Share Image
Everything I write is personal, really. Even when I'm sarcastic, it's quite personal. And on this record, from the production to the… — Ben Folds Copy Share Image
I'm muti-talented. Why? Cuz' I can talk and piss you off at the same time. — Michiiko Copy Share Image
Being a 2 sided bitch is hard isn't it? I don't know what side to slap first. — Michiiko Copy Share Image
I don't want to get too much into my personal relationships but I will say I am actually doing the single thing… — Matt Lanter Copy Share Image
I can be a very sarcastic person, and sometimes people take every word I say literally. — Sasha Grey Copy Share Image
It is a fitting irony that under Richard Nixon, 'launder' became a dirty word — William Zinsser Copy Share Image
People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Most of the time, the songs have jokes in them, little sarcastic things, or purposely kitsch or something. So that's going along… — Paul Simon Copy Share Image
The human race is lucky I'm a nice guy, otherwise only 1/4 of them would be alive right now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Guys like him? They were the worst kind. All looks and no heart. Guys not like him? They were all deceiving, freaking… — Rucy Ban Copy Share Image
That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament! — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't try to be a sarcastic bitch all the time; I'm just naturally talented like that I guess. *shrugs shoulders and… — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
