Sarcastic Quote by Tom Segura Download Open image “I'm a sarcastic, observational storyteller.” — Tom Segura ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Sarcastic Storyteller Writing
What I've learned in the last few years is that I am merely a storyteller. — Adam Rapp Copy Share Image
I'm a very observational storyteller, and I'm always relational - a lot of stories stem from relationships, whether it's me with my husband, me… — Anjelah Johnson Copy Share Image
I can be much more sarcastic and, I think, sometimes withering in my assessments of things than I allow to show in my public… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I don't want to lose weight to live long or be healthy. I just want to be able to make fun of fat people… — Tom Segura Copy Share Image
I would trade 20 white babies for an Asian baby. If I'm ever rich, I want a closet full of Asian babies. And I'll… — Tom Segura Copy Share Image
I don't like big events and crowded areas. I'm almost a curmudgeonly old man in that aspect. I've been like that forever. — Tom Segura Copy Share Image
You get such a visceral thrill driving a race car. You think you've driven, and then you're like, 'Oh, I was doing something for… — Tom Segura Copy Share Image
I think being funny was a coping mechanism because I was always the new kid in school. — Tom Segura Copy Share Image
I'm definitely a jaded traveler, but you try to make the best of what you know about the experience. Like, I know how to… — Tom Segura Copy Share Image
I know there are a lot of comics that put their kids all over social media, but I think it's weird. There are over… — Tom Segura Copy Share Image
Ninety percent of my material is made on stage, but I feel like you're missing something by abandoning sitting down to write entirely. — Tom Segura Copy Share Image
I've always worked toward, and felt comfortable with, you know, pausing and guiding the audience on a longer bit. — Tom Segura Copy Share Image
A lot of times, you land in a city, and you're like, 'This is not my people.' I'm gonna do the show, but you… — Tom Segura Copy Share Image
Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time. — Frederic Raphael Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
Marriage is meant to be more about your surrender than about your satisfaction. — Scott Means Copy Share Image
years ago we would have been burned for this. Now what I am suggesting is that we've advanced. — John Cleese Copy Share Image
Scotland: That garret of the earth - that knuckle-end of England - that land of Calvin, oatcakes, and sulfur. — Sydney Smith Copy Share Image
A married woman is a slave you must know how to seat upon a throne. — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
Sorry, honey. Sarcasm falls from my mouth as easily as stupidity falls from yours... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Chick flick is not a term used to praise a movie. Nobody says 'it's a great chick flick.' It's a way of being derisive.… — Callie Khouri Copy Share Image
