Guy Quote by Tom Segura Download Open image “I'm not the nicest guy on stage.” — Tom Segura ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Guy Nicest Stage Theatre
Yes, well, on stage I'm a different person, very aggressive, very tense. That's not me because I'm humble and polite, unless someone is rude… — Tricky Copy Share Image
I don't want to lose weight to live long or be healthy. I just want to be able to make fun of fat people… — Tom Segura Copy Share Image
I would trade 20 white babies for an Asian baby. If I'm ever rich, I want a closet full of Asian babies. And I'll… — Tom Segura Copy Share Image
I don't like big events and crowded areas. I'm almost a curmudgeonly old man in that aspect. I've been like that forever. — Tom Segura Copy Share Image
You get such a visceral thrill driving a race car. You think you've driven, and then you're like, 'Oh, I was doing something for… — Tom Segura Copy Share Image
I think being funny was a coping mechanism because I was always the new kid in school. — Tom Segura Copy Share Image
I'm definitely a jaded traveler, but you try to make the best of what you know about the experience. Like, I know how to… — Tom Segura Copy Share Image
I know there are a lot of comics that put their kids all over social media, but I think it's weird. There are over… — Tom Segura Copy Share Image
Ninety percent of my material is made on stage, but I feel like you're missing something by abandoning sitting down to write entirely. — Tom Segura Copy Share Image
I've always worked toward, and felt comfortable with, you know, pausing and guiding the audience on a longer bit. — Tom Segura Copy Share Image
A lot of times, you land in a city, and you're like, 'This is not my people.' I'm gonna do the show, but you… — Tom Segura Copy Share Image
Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your immortal soul… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I think a business guy is different from an artist. They walk different paths. Artists create the best outputs when they're having fun. And… — G-Dragon Copy Share Image
And I have been very blessed, having coached some of the greatest that have ever played the game. But if I had to start… — Red Auerbach Copy Share Image
I'm not a huge social media kind of guy, so I don't really know, I don't really ever get... at least in real life,… — Freddie Stroma Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of all the Boston guys that are acting - Matt Damon , Ben Affleck, Mark Wahlberg - they made a… — Kenny Wormald Copy Share Image
I think I've had the longest career of strength, focus, and still being able to sell records. I think I'm that guy. I'm still… — Nas Copy Share Image
I want to be perceived as a guy who played his best in all facets, not just scoring. A guy who loved challenges. — Michael Jordan Copy Share Image
Everybody is different. Some writers can write reams of great books and then J. D. Salinger wrote just a few. Beethoven wrote nine symphonies.… — Billy Joel Copy Share Image
It's easy to say, let's go in and get the bad guys. But you have a divided country of Sunnis and Shias. The United… — Tulsi Gabbard Copy Share Image
