Humor Quote by Edmund Morris

“[Theodore] Roosevelt had long ago discovered that the more provincial the supplicants, the less able were they to understand that their need was not…

— Edmund Morris

“You're NOT Norway!!! You'll never BE Norway!!! And BECAUSE of your not being Norway, you will be CRUELLY and UNFORGIVINGLY PUNISHED!!!”

— Denmark

“Sometimes I wish we could hear of a country that’s out of kings.”

— Mark Twain

“I swear on Peter Stuyvesant’s peg leg that the country that became the U.S. bears a closer family resemblance to the devil-may-care merchants of…

— Sarah Vowell

“It was as hard to be a Norwegian in 1881 as it was to be an American in 1770. Perhaps even harder, as Norway…

— Chris Nicolaisen

I love Teddy Roosevelt... As a country, we need to think big again.

— Ryan Zinke

“When I think of Vermont, I think of Connecticut.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Every man has two counties--his own and America.”

— Max Lerner

Vermont is a country unto itself.

— Pearl S. Buck

“Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.” ~ Theodore Roosevelt”

— George Ilian

“Madame Arnauld made a little face. 'I did not think they were so aristocratic,' she said, 'even if they come from Boston, which is…

— Edward Fenton

“The country was a dreamland; and perhaps it even reminded my wife's grandfather of the night he woke up drunk in his friend's house,…

— Tod Wodicka