“In every day and in every way, we're all that much closer to death.” — Charles Atkins Copy Share Image
Do unto yourself as your Neighbours do unto Themselves and look Pleasant. — George Ade Copy Share Image
Oh, my, yes. I was raised in this Southern culture where if a guy was sarcastic, that just meant he didn't know… — Ginnifer Goodwin Copy Share Image
Another day at work...I'm having as much fun as a colorblind person playing twister. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nonetheless, I can't help but be flattered that you noticed the latest addition to my collection," he said. She rolled her eyes.… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
It's raining outside. I should go update and alert all my friends on Facebook who don't own a window. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. — Frank Lloyd Wright Copy Share Image
I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to… — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
Asking politicians to give up a source of money is like asking Dracula to forsake blood. — Cal Thomas Copy Share Image
German in the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. — Willie Rushton Copy Share Image
I want to write I miss you at the brick, and throw it to you. Cause I want you to know how… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest. — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
