In print Quote by Kristen Schaal Download Open image “Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.” — Kristen Schaal ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare In print Print Read Sarcasm Sarcastic
It takes a lot of brain power to use sarcasm. The healthier your brain is, the easier it is to create a sarcastic response. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Advises: If you are not fluent in sarcasm, chances are you will misinterpret everything I say. Sorry, that's just the way I was programmed. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Sarcasm doesn't appear to work on him. If that's true, I'm in trouble: It's my normal mode of communication. — Rick Yancey Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
I used to go to open mics in New York when I was starting out, and it was mostly just people who wanted an… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
I don't enjoy reality television at all. I have to say that I get it, though. I watch some of it, and I understand… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
You go from nobody looking at you to people taking second looks. I remember really loving it - and then feeling so guilty for… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
During my past career as a journalist, I relished writing obits and equally dreaded phoning relatives for the necessary facts. But to my surprise… — Tom Rachman Copy Share Image
There is the intent of the writer and the interpretation by the artist. What the writer intended and what the artist interprets is not… — Jim Lee Copy Share Image
What's important to me is that all of my books are in print - and, in a way, that becomes the challenge, not winning… — William Boyd Copy Share Image
Advertising and content have always been bound together - in print, on television, and on the web. Sure, you can skip the ad -… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
I still have the 'New York Post' delivered because it's so garrulous and nasty and wonderful when you read it in print. Some things… — Geoffrey Zakarian Copy Share Image
Police blog or entertainment news, it's just good to see your name in print. — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
Cinema isn't just a good medium for translating graphic novels. It's specifically a good medium for superheroes. On a fundamental, emotional level, superheroes, whether… — Virginia Postrel Copy Share Image
When I was in Congress, I worked with Joe Kennedy to rename the Justice Department for Bobby, and when I retired, Teddy Kennedy sent… — Joe Scarborough Copy Share Image
The rumors of Frank Sinatras violence and his ties to organized crime were such that journalists joked in print about me ending up in… — Kitty Kelley Copy Share Image
Technology has already opened the door a bit wider for filmmakers, with smaller digital cameras making production less cumbersome. Social media is allowing self-distribution,… — Sharon Lawrence Copy Share Image
I ran two campaigns for governor in a state that's 2-1 Democrat where I did not mention my opponent in print, radio, or television.… — Gary Johnson Copy Share Image
All our reporters and editors now work seamlessly in print and online. This integration has transformed the way we work. I believe this is… — Lionel Barber Copy Share Image
