Sarcasm Quote by Brittany Murphy Download Open image “I do sarcasm really poorly.” — Brittany Murphy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Sarcasm Sarcastic
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sarcasm is just one of the many services I offer to people who ask dumb questions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I USE SARCASM AS A FUNNY WAY OF TELLING YOU HOW I REALLY FEEL ABOUT YOU BITCH! — STENAYUCA/MARTINEZ Copy Share Image
I USE SARCASM AS A FUNNY WAY TO TELL YOU HOW I REALLY FEEL ABOUT YOU b''CH. — STENAYUCA/MARTINEZ Copy Share Image
Advises: If you are not fluent in sarcasm, chances are you will misinterpret everything I say. Sorry, that's just the way I was programmed. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I don't read the script a zillion times, I don't like to analyze things and my mind can go there very easily. — Brittany Murphy Copy Share Image
With all the technology we're inventing and what they're coming up with scientifically, people are having longer lifetimes. It's scary, but in the same… — Brittany Murphy Copy Share Image
I am a serial monogamist so it's hard for me to get a date as it is. One thing I did learn from my… — Brittany Murphy Copy Share Image
I never really make solid resolutions. I think if there's something one needs to change with oneself, it doesn't have to happen in the… — Brittany Murphy Copy Share Image
I can't believe that people actually know my first and last name. I think it's really, really, gosh-darn neat. — Brittany Murphy Copy Share Image
I don't think Hollywood per se is supposed to be taken seriously, otherwise, dear Lord, that would be frightening. — Brittany Murphy Copy Share Image
Individuality is vitally important. When people start to lose their individuality is when I believe they start to lose themselves. I think children are… — Brittany Murphy Copy Share Image
I think they should take everyone who works for The National Enquirer and the Star, and everyone who works for Us Weekly, and put… — Brittany Murphy Copy Share Image
I'd do almost anything for love, within safe boundaries. I've flown to places to surprise people, even if it was just for a day.… — Brittany Murphy Copy Share Image
“I bet she thought she was getting into a fight with a vanilla wafer on roller skates but little did she know she was… — Andrea Portes Copy Share Image
“What about you? What do you do?” I needed to ask questions, draw him out. I needed to find out all the information I… — Kate Avery Ellison Copy Share Image
“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to… — Lyndsay Faye Copy Share Image
“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
“I used to be a mddle-of-the-road kid, but now with my freaky looks I'm definately an outsider. Hooray.” — Evan Kuhlman Copy Share Image
Life is a luck coin, once you're thrown into the pond..only you can make your worth the most by making it to the people's… — Zacomh Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be proved wrong… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
You know, your sarcasm isn’t appreciated right now. I’ve been drugged, beaten, nearly raped, saved, drugged again, hijacked, and now threatened by you. Tell… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“If by ‘foe’ you mean a brutal killer, then I suppose I’d fall into the ‘friend’ category,” I replied cynically. “Although in your case,… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
