It is a fitting irony that under Richard Nixon, 'launder' became a dirty word — William Zinsser Copy Share Image
“Why fall? Let's rise in love together; and while we're at it, let's come up with lamer quotations.” — Ahmed Mostafa Copy Share Image
Though we adore men individually, we agree as a group they're rather stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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“Can you enter a house uninvited?" "No." "Why?" "That would be rude.” — Abigail Gibbs Copy Share Image
It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues. — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
Anyone who starts a sentence With all due respect...is about to insult you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My voice sounds great when I'm singing with my earphones on. Then I take them off and I realize I sound like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is your worst sin? My vanity. I spend hours before the mirror admiring my beauty. That isn't vanity, dear, that's imagination. — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
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“Then allow me to repeat myself, your Grace.” He bowed slightly, letting his mildness carry the weight of his sarcasm. “No.” “Perhaps” — Rory Ni Coileain Copy Share Image
I have this odd tendency to be really sarcastic when I'm uncomfortable and I don't really know why but it just comes… — Mila Kunis Copy Share Image
Don't consider sarcasm the 'be-all' and 'end-all' of verbal intercourse. Far too many people place way too much importance on the sarcasm… — Adam Rifkin Copy Share Image
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“Can I ask who you are, sir?" "Yeah, I expect so," said Strike, walking past him and ringing the doorbell. Anstis's dinner… — Robert Galbraith Copy Share Image
Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane." "They didn't," Magnus said. "Your wards are… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Kértünk mi ugye védő kart is a Jóistentől, arra az esetre, ha küzdenénk ellenséggel. Meg is kaptuk bőven. Mármint az ellenséget. Előbb… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I interrupt Jode. “Marcus, what?” “Nothing.” I look at Daryn. “Why is he pissed at me?” “You attacked him,” she says. “In… — Veronica Rossi Copy Share Image
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