Anyone who starts a sentence With all due respect...is about to insult you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Job Application, if this is an entry level position, how am I supposed to have previous experience... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The standard clauses of the American dream only included two weeks of vacation a year.” — Jeff Deck Copy Share Image
Don't you just LOVE rumors, they tell you so many awesome things you didn't even know about yourself! — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
I'm a polite person. I'll tell you excuse me and shut the f*ck up in the same sentence. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Individuals who have a sarcastic personality tend to be more honest & upfront, the type of people you want as friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You don't have fangs." "I do." Why did it feel as if she'd just insulted his virility? "I don't think I would… — Brenda Huber Copy Share Image
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved… — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
“Well, what do you want me to do? Head butt my way through a few inches of steel?!” she snarled. “Well, that… — SLJ Shortt Copy Share Image
What with the reviews of critics, the sarcasms of one's friends, the reproaches of one's own taste, there's precious little peace after… — Winifred Holtby Copy Share Image
“Truly," remarked Nandi as we entered a darkened tunnel, "it is amazing that you have not died yet, mistress." "Well, hang in… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
I can't believe how strong the winds were last night. I nipped out to get for a walk and got blown into… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
“Of course she'd told him she would, but if the man hadn't registered her sarcasm, then he wasn't making full use of… — Mary Connealy Copy Share Image
There are several differences between a footballl game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the… — Alfred Hitchcock Copy Share Image
Inevitably, anytime we are too vulnerable we feel the need to protect ourselves from further wounds. So we resort to sarcasm, cutting… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You don’t like my restaurant, Miss Connor?” “I couldn’t say since the waiting list to get in is six months long.” One… — Jenny Lyn Copy Share Image
“I interrupt Jode. “Marcus, what?” “Nothing.” I look at Daryn. “Why is he pissed at me?” “You attacked him,” she says. “In… — Veronica Rossi Copy Share Image
“Buy Fable! the book that rejuvenates your soul! makes your belly belly-laugh! turns your cares to dust!...likewise your moods, woes an wounds!...turns… — Louis-Ferdinand Céline Copy Share Image
“You know," Cecily said, "you really didn't have to throw that man through the window." "He wasn't a man," Gabriel said, scowling.… — cassandra clare Copy Share Image
“This is awesome," Tsunami said. "I'm so excited." "Going to see my very favorite dragon in all of Pyrrhia." "Are you being… — Tui T. Sutherland Copy Share Image
“The speed felt tremendous. And the bottom of the ravine was treacherous. She ought to control her mount somehow - slow it;… — Stephen R. Donaldson Copy Share Image
“So what were your favorite subjects in school?" "School?" He leaned back in his chair as though he needed the extra space… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
