Humor Quote by SLJ Shortt

“His hand came up to cup my cheek and he whispered, “Cookie, pay attention. I’m gonna give you everything.”

— Kristen Ashley

“Gee, thanks." I couldn't sound more sarcastic, but I was willing to give it a try. My breathing evened out. "What are you here…

— Lili St. Crow

“Give that boy a cookie!" Now really wasn't the time to think about food. And where was she keeping them? In her pockets? They'd…

— Jus Accardo

“Cookie saw him, too. "Holy mother of all things sexy," she said, her eyes drinking him in. "Right there with ya.”

— Darynda Jones

“He leaned over, brushed the sugar away from her chin and planted a quick peck on her lips. She pulled back to look at…

— Mila Rossi

“You'll have to do better than that measly steel blade to make a dent in me.”

— Amy Plum

“Okay. Take a peek, but I swear if you try anything funny, I’ll beat your head in with my flashlight.”

— Shannon K. Butcher

“Get in here,” she ordered, waving her hand at him and moving inside. “If I knew you were coming, I’d have made cookies. Since…

— Kristen Ashley

“Not so tough. And my name isn't Cookie." "Right. It's Coco." She took a chance. "It's actually Meg." He leaned in close, his breath…

— Sydney Croft

“P.P.S. I only shared those oatmeal cookies with Gage because you asked me to. Cut that shit out. Anything you make is mine, anything…

— K.L. Donn

Any other iron on you?” he asked impatiently. “Just my tongue stud.” His look was a mixture of curiosity and horror. “I’m kidding, you…

— Kiersten White

“Then I tug the toaster from the wall and swing the appliance around my head like a lasso. I'm not aiming to knock her…

— J.A. Konrath