“Vicky cost the taxpayers sixty-five million dollars, and she couldn’t predict the time an hour from now. I” — J.A. Konrath Taxpayers Copy Share Image
Of course, Jack Kilborn is better than both of us combined and mixed with a side helping of the Bronte sisters. — J.A. Konrath Alike Copy Share Image
“The first snowfall of the season and everyone seems to forget, en masse, how to drive. I” — J.A. Konrath Drive Copy Share Image
Never having something is different than having something and losing it. — J.A. Konrath Different Copy Share Image
“But Thor and I weren’t going to happen, ever. I didn’t tell her this. I might be a killer, but I’m not… — J.A. Konrath Funny Copy Share Image
“We don't know the Devil's side of the story, because God wrote all the books.” — J.A. Konrath Books Copy Share Image
“But after eating his one-thousandth sinner, Bob became prideful of his accomplishments, and that angered God.” “Why would that anger God?” “This… — J.A. Konrath Bible Copy Share Image
“Chico was a small-time hustler and big-time loser who liked to bet the ponies and hit women. He was more successful at… — J.A. Konrath Hustler Copy Share Image
“While the modern Bible is missing many of its original passages, the Book of Bob isn’t one of them. You’re probably getting… — J.A. Konrath Bible Copy Share Image
Some people are born with a fire inside them. The will to succeed. It isn’t a learned behavior. It’s just some unknown… — J.A. Konrath Behavior Copy Share Image
“There wasn’t supposed to be any bear on this island; according to Google, there wasn’t supposed to be any animal here larger… — J.A. Konrath Animals Copy Share Image
Every tomorrow has two handles we can take hold of it with the handle of anxiety or the handle of faith If… — J.A. Konrath Anxiety Copy Share Image
“She nodded, taking his pistol and showing him the button to release the empty clip. “Where did you learn how to shoot?”… — J.A. Konrath High school Copy Share Image
“If it takes every cent of my money, every single one of my vast resources, I’ll see to it that you never… — J.A. Konrath Insure Copy Share Image
“Human beings are incapable of making big decisions when they are being crippled by numerous little decisions. It was why people stayed… — J.A. Konrath Big decisions Copy Share Image
Back in August, I wrote a post about the supposed race to the bottom with ebooks, refuting some nonsense written by an… — J.A. Konrath Age Copy Share Image
“Here’s a good question for you—is greatness in a person born or made?” Tom didn’t have an answer. “I think it’s a… — J.A. Konrath Fire inside Copy Share Image
“He wore a blazer, or more accurately, three XL blazers sewn together. I could fit my whole body into one of his… — J.A. Konrath Blazer Copy Share Image
“Funny thing about regrets. I don’t lament what I’ve done, but rather, what I didn’t do.” — J.A. Konrath Funny thing Copy Share Image
Write the best book you possibly can, then dedicate yourself to getting people to read it. — J.A. Konrath Book Copy Share Image
“If I recall, your weapon was dragging people behind your car for miles, then spraying them with lemon juice.” “Organic lemon juice,”… — J.A. Konrath Lemon juice Copy Share Image
“Fate is a future you didn't try hard enough ti change. If you want things to go your way, being smart and… — J.A. Konrath Destiny Copy Share Image
“I wish I was like that. More carefree." "Anyone can be. People aren't carved out of marble. We're all works in progress.… — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
“I think guns are just a symbolic substitute for male genitalia, and I’m okay in that respect.” “Fine. If they get in… — J.A. Konrath Funny Copy Share Image
“I chose some dark bread, and a non-dairy, low-fat, butter-flavored spread, which had such a long list of chemical ingredients on the… — J.A. Konrath Cancer Copy Share Image
“Midway upon the journey of our life I found myself within a forest dark, For the straightforward pathway had been lost.” DANTE… — J.A. Konrath Divine comedy Copy Share Image
All you need to know about plotting is twofold. 1. Give your characters goals. 2. Don't let them reach those goals. — J.A. Konrath Character Copy Share Image
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“My next course of action was to take my phone off the hook, because I kept getting obnoxious messages along the lines… — J.A. Konrath Obnoxious Copy Share Image
“You remember what you told me, Mom? That there are no medals for the completion of a good life? I’ve been thinking… — J.A. Konrath Death Copy Share Image
“She thought she’d hit rock bottom when she’d passed out in a disgusting gas station toilet, a needle stuck in her arm,… — J.A. Konrath Crazy man Copy Share Image
“I bent over to give my hair another shake, and glanced at my boots, along with the several dozen roaches climbing up… — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
