“Vicky cost the taxpayers sixty-five million dollars, and she couldn’t predict the time an hour from now. I” — J.A. Konrath Time Copy Share Image
“We don't know the Devil's side of the story, because God wrote all the books.” — J.A. Konrath Books Copy Share Image
Never having something is different than having something and losing it. — J.A. Konrath Different Copy Share Image
Of course, Jack Kilborn is better than both of us combined and mixed with a side helping of the Bronte sisters. — J.A. Konrath Bronte Copy Share Image
“But after eating his one-thousandth sinner, Bob became prideful of his accomplishments, and that angered God.” “Why would that anger God?” “This… — J.A. Konrath Bible Copy Share Image
“Chico was a small-time hustler and big-time loser who liked to bet the ponies and hit women. He was more successful at… — J.A. Konrath Hustler Copy Share Image
“If it takes every cent of my money, every single one of my vast resources, I’ll see to it that you never… — J.A. Konrath Money Copy Share Image
“But Thor and I weren’t going to happen, ever. I didn’t tell her this. I might be a killer, but I’m not… — J.A. Konrath Funny Copy Share Image
Some people are born with a fire inside them. The will to succeed. It isn’t a learned behavior. It’s just some unknown… — J.A. Konrath Behavior Copy Share Image
“The first snowfall of the season and everyone seems to forget, en masse, how to drive. I” — J.A. Konrath First Snowfall Copy Share Image
Every tomorrow has two handles we can take hold of it with the handle of anxiety or the handle of faith If… — J.A. Konrath Anxiety Copy Share Image
“She nodded, taking his pistol and showing him the button to release the empty clip. “Where did you learn how to shoot?”… — J.A. Konrath High school Copy Share Image
“Here’s a good question for you—is greatness in a person born or made?” Tom didn’t have an answer. “I think it’s a… — J.A. Konrath Fire inside Copy Share Image
“There wasn’t supposed to be any bear on this island; according to Google, there wasn’t supposed to be any animal here larger… — J.A. Konrath Animals Copy Share Image
“While the modern Bible is missing many of its original passages, the Book of Bob isn’t one of them. You’re probably getting… — J.A. Konrath Bible Copy Share Image
“Human beings are incapable of making big decisions when they are being crippled by numerous little decisions. It was why people stayed… — J.A. Konrath Big decisions Copy Share Image
Back in August, I wrote a post about the supposed race to the bottom with ebooks, refuting some nonsense written by an… — J.A. Konrath Age Copy Share Image
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“He wore a blazer, or more accurately, three XL blazers sewn together. I could fit my whole body into one of his… — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
“I picked up a transsexual hooker named Thor, all six feet of her, at the off ramp to Eau Claire, Wisconsin, as… — J.A. Konrath Funny Copy Share Image
“Midway upon the journey of our life I found myself within a forest dark, For the straightforward pathway had been lost.” DANTE… — J.A. Konrath Divine comedy Copy Share Image
