“Fate is a future you didn't try hard enough ti change. If you want things to go your way, being smart and… — J.A. Konrath Fate Copy Share Image
“She thought she’d hit rock bottom when she’d passed out in a disgusting gas station toilet, a needle stuck in her arm,… — J.A. Konrath Crazy man Copy Share Image
“Frank verbuchte diese Information in der Kategorie »Unnötiges Wissen« und versuchte dann, in Ohnmacht zu fallen.” — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
“I bent over to give my hair another shake, and glanced at my boots, along with the several dozen roaches climbing up… — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
“I chose some dark bread, and a non-dairy, low-fat, butter-flavored spread, which had such a long list of chemical ingredients on the… — J.A. Konrath Cancer Copy Share Image
As writers, we can do whatever we want to. We're only limited by our imaginations. What an amazing, incredible time to be… — J.A. Konrath Alive Copy Share Image
“While the first few explosions might be written off as coincidence, or even bad luck, somewhere around the tenth destroyed vehicle a… — J.A. Konrath Bad luck Copy Share Image
“You remember what you told me, Mom? That there are no medals for the completion of a good life? I’ve been thinking… — J.A. Konrath Death Copy Share Image
All you need to know about plotting is twofold. 1. Give your characters goals. 2. Don't let them reach those goals. — J.A. Konrath Character Copy Share Image
“God, you’re so hot, Irena. When are we going to get together, have ourselves a litter of little kiggens?” “On the first… — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
“Then I tug the toaster from the wall and swing the appliance around my head like a lasso. I'm not aiming to… — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
“My next course of action was to take my phone off the hook, because I kept getting obnoxious messages along the lines… — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
“I think guns are just a symbolic substitute for male genitalia, and I’m okay in that respect.” “Fine. If they get in… — J.A. Konrath Funny Copy Share Image
“Funny thing about regrets. I don’t lament what I’ve done, but rather, what I didn’t do.” — J.A. Konrath Regret Copy Share Image
Sorry to hear about your Dad." He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him." "Heart… — J.A. Konrath Dad Copy Share Image
Write the best book you possibly can, then dedicate yourself to getting people to read it. — J.A. Konrath Book Copy Share Image
“If I recall, your weapon was dragging people behind your car for miles, then spraying them with lemon juice.” “Organic lemon juice,”… — J.A. Konrath Lemon juice Copy Share Image
“I wish I was like that. More carefree." "Anyone can be. People aren't carved out of marble. We're all works in progress.… — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
“Each of us is the hero in the movie of our life. The only difference is that some of us are better… — J.A. Konrath Failure Copy Share Image
