Dad Quote by J.A. Konrath

My dad died of a massive heart attack when he was 59, as he didn't look after himself.

— Sandi Toksvig

“I think Dad wanted to feel the pain, to feel his body cry, an urgent reminder that he was still alive. I pretended not…

— Raquel Cepeda

My Dad was overweight and unhealthy, and he died young. I wasn't going to let that happen to me.

— Jack LaLanne

“My mother didn't try to stab my father until I was six.”

— Alan Alda

“You know, I told Dad not to tell you about that whole near-death thing. I said that you'd overreact, and I was right." There…

— Brittany Cavallaro

“How’s your father?” “How do you think he is? You stabbed him in the foot.” “I would have aimed for his heart, but I…

— G.A. Aiken

“Your dad's not dead." I winced. "In fact, isn't he some kind of big-shot union labor guy?" He nodded. "Yup. That's who they called.…

— KevaD

I heard your dad went in a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

— Ralph Wiggum

“Dad!” I said, trying to get his attention. “It is so official you are a bad father. Good fathers do not shoot their daughters!”…

— Darynda Jones

“There was a sharp knock on the front door and being that it was a flimsy piece of shit the thing creaked and opened…

— James Cox

“Ben,” Dad snarled. He was tired. “Life jacket and safety harness. Always. When you’re alone on deck at night, we’d never know if you…

— M.H. Herlong

“I think about how angry I was that my dad didn't take better care of himself. How he never went to the doctor, let…

— Mark Oliver Everett