Humour Quote by KevaD

“I don't know if I killed my dad or not.”

— Jeanne Willis

“You know, I told Dad not to tell you about that whole near-death thing. I said that you'd overreact, and I was right." There…

— Brittany Cavallaro

“Father died. You need to come home.”

— Kate Perry

“My father died suddenly, but also across the years. He was still dying, really - which meant I guess that he was still living,…

— John Green

“And my dad, who was somehow still dead, did what he sometimes did―died again, seconds after my waking.”

— Jeannie Vanasco

“Dad lost his job. Then he got a new job. Then he got his old job back and went back to it. They were…

— Aimee Bender

“Dad?" she said. "Do you want some coffee?" he asked. "Are you okay?" She shook her head. No. "There are only so many hours…

— Angela Panayotopulos

“Dad!” I said, trying to get his attention. “It is so official you are a bad father. Good fathers do not shoot their daughters!”…

— Darynda Jones

“-Is he dead? -Gosh I hope so, because I went to a lot of trouble to dig his grave.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I want to know who killed my father,” Peter growled, shrugging off her fingers and pushing himself away from the wall to stand up…

— Deborah Blake

“Here I am, just turned fifty, and I forgot that my father isn’t dead yet!”

— David Sedaris

“It was not dead, just broken. Like me, he thought. I’m not dead either.”

— George R.R. Martin