“But after eating his one-thousandth sinner, Bob became prideful of his accomplishments, and that angered God.” “Why would that anger God?” “This was the Old Testament. God got pissed off a lot. Didn’t you ever read Job?” — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
“While the modern Bible is missing many of its original passages, the Book of Bob isn’t one of them. You’re probably getting it confused with the lost Book of Fred.” — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
“Vicky cost the taxpayers sixty-five million dollars, and she couldn’t predict the time an hour from now. I” — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
“We don't know the Devil's side of the story, because God wrote all the books.” — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
Never having something is different than having something and losing it. — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
Of course, Jack Kilborn is better than both of us combined and mixed with a side helping of the Bronte sisters. — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
“But after eating his one-thousandth sinner, Bob became prideful of his accomplishments, and that angered God.” “Why would that anger God?” “This was the… — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
“Chico was a small-time hustler and big-time loser who liked to bet the ponies and hit women. He was more successful at the latter.” — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
“If it takes every cent of my money, every single one of my vast resources, I’ll see to it that you never insure another… — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
“But Thor and I weren’t going to happen, ever. I didn’t tell her this. I might be a killer, but I’m not mean.” — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
Some people are born with a fire inside them. The will to succeed. It isn’t a learned behavior. It’s just some unknown biological factor… — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
“The first snowfall of the season and everyone seems to forget, en masse, how to drive. I” — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
Every tomorrow has two handles we can take hold of it with the handle of anxiety or the handle of faith If you can… — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
“She nodded, taking his pistol and showing him the button to release the empty clip. “Where did you learn how to shoot?” he asked.… — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
