Being smart Quote by J.A. Konrath Download Open image “If you can't be smart or funny, be brief.” — J.A. Konrath ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Being smart Funny Humor Ifs Intelligence Smart
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Be amusing: never tell unkind stories; above all, never tell long ones. — Benjamin Disraeli Copy Share Image
“Vicky cost the taxpayers sixty-five million dollars, and she couldn’t predict the time an hour from now. I” — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
“We don't know the Devil's side of the story, because God wrote all the books.” — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
Never having something is different than having something and losing it. — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
Of course, Jack Kilborn is better than both of us combined and mixed with a side helping of the Bronte sisters. — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
“But after eating his one-thousandth sinner, Bob became prideful of his accomplishments, and that angered God.” “Why would that anger God?” “This was the… — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
“Chico was a small-time hustler and big-time loser who liked to bet the ponies and hit women. He was more successful at the latter.” — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
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“But Thor and I weren’t going to happen, ever. I didn’t tell her this. I might be a killer, but I’m not mean.” — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
Some people are born with a fire inside them. The will to succeed. It isn’t a learned behavior. It’s just some unknown biological factor… — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
“The first snowfall of the season and everyone seems to forget, en masse, how to drive. I” — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
Every tomorrow has two handles we can take hold of it with the handle of anxiety or the handle of faith If you can… — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
“She nodded, taking his pistol and showing him the button to release the empty clip. “Where did you learn how to shoot?” he asked.… — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
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