Your sarcasms brings out the wit in me,your critics d best in me,your taunts d drive I need,MY ENEMY! Oh! MY FRIEND. — Nwori Joshua Copy Share Image
A man is a king, a king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches, still think ur a man? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I find myself to be quite sarcastic, and I wouldn't want to be with someone who didn't get that. — Andrej Pejic Copy Share Image
*lays down to take a nap* *wakes up 8 hours later pissed off and confused* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars and makes people smile. — Mahmoud Darwish Copy Share Image
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Dearest love, let me count the ways. Dismemberment, garroted, poisoned, drowned, named. I read that as soon as a species is named… — Lindsay Hunter Copy Share Image
“I am Captain Dakkan. I am in charge of this facility." "Captain Dakkan," Ryan repeated. "It's good to meet you. I've heard...… — William L. Lavell Copy Share Image
“Breslin gives me his wise-teacher smile, which is kind and crinkly and would make me feel warm all over if I was… — Tana French Copy Share Image
You may hate me for being a sarcastic bitch, but I'm the one who gets exactly what I want while you're still… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“For the first time, but certainly not the last, I began to believe that Arsenal's moods and fortunes somehow reflected my own” — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
“You must be a blast on long car rides.” “Oh, I am. You haven't experienced fun until you try to fuck in… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“I opened my eyes really wide and fluttered my eyelashes at him. "I'm sorry, I must've missed your coronation ceremony. Silly me."… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Abby wouldn't want you to suffer because of some jerk that kidnapped her. She would want you to go on your trip… — Ottilie Weber Copy Share Image
“And your neihjbour is sitting next door weeping as she watches her child facing a crowd of Palestiniankids armed with rocks which… — Linda Grant Copy Share Image
“Sophie coughed, and Oliver felt his cheeks becoming warm. “Don’t be an ass, Andrew.” “That’s a little bit difficult to accomplish, y’know?”… — Zeinab Alayan Copy Share Image
“When she saw me, my mother stood up and started to come toward me, but then stopped. I think maybe Cat Poop… — Michael Thomas Ford Copy Share Image
Don't you have class today? (Kyrian) Boy, I'm a backwoods Cajun, I ain't never got no class, cher. (Nick) (He cleared his… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
You aren't worried are you?" "Why should I be worried? It's just another day in the neighborhood. You know - bombs, fires,… — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
“His chief form of entertainment was reading. The last moments he was in a cabin were usually spent scanning bookshelves and nightstands.… — Michael Finkel Copy Share Image
“In 1803, President Jefferson oversaw the purchase of this land from the French for $15 million. It doesn't sound like much for… — Dave Gorman Copy Share Image
