“As if I'd had time to drug it in the two milliseconds she'd let me out of her sight.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“You should give up sarcasm. People could get the wrong idea about you.” — Michael Pryor Copy Share Image
The human race is lucky I'm a nice girl, otherwise only 1/4 of them would be alive right now. — Airyell Speaks Copy Share Image
Let's face it, it's not really an addiction until you've had to suck dick for it! — Fran Lupo Copy Share Image
No, that dress doesn't make you seem fat...but your dependence on others' opinions definitely makes you seem shallow. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words? — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Girl if you didn't act like you were all that when you were a 9 or a 10, you would have a… — Richie Parker Copy Share Image
Having to delete songs for making room in your iPod is like having to kill some of your children because you can't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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My parents always told me, if I dont have anything nice to say,dont say it at all. Some people wonder why I'm… — Syoung Copy Share Image
If one loves to hear 'Praises' then one should be able to adapt with Sarcasm, though being bitter, sarcasm has a path… — Nidhi Saini Copy Share Image
Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded. — Fyodor Dostoevsky Copy Share Image
“I don't need you to tell me I'm not well, though I don't really know what's wrong with me; I think I'm… — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
Creative semantics is the key to contemporary government; it consists of talking in strange tongues lest the public learn the inevitable inconveniently… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter? Yes, said Harry stiffly. Yes, sir. There's no need to… — JK Rowling Copy Share Image
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“We were in such good moods, we even decided to hit Todd's house for candy. Sam rang the doorbell, and when it… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“Ah, the ancient language of sarcasm. How it suits you." "Why thank you, petal. It is one of my many talents, and… — Elizabeth Morgan Copy Share Image
“Alessa looked at Brennus giving him a smirk. “Brennus.” “Alessa.” “Still think that you are the God’s gift to all faeries?” “Still… — B.C. Morin Copy Share Image
“Yes—I think you’re correct,” he nodded as he returned. “It isn’t saying much, sergeant, but you’re not quite the fool you look.”… — J. Jefferson Farjeon Copy Share Image
“It was a very proper wedding. The bride was elegantly dressed---the two bridemaids were duly inferior---her father gave her away---her mother stood… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
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