I'm so sick of sarcasm and irony, I could kill! Sincerely, the real root of things is love and sacrifice. — Ben Foster Copy Share Image
“You must be a blast on long car rides.” “Oh, I am. You haven't experienced fun until you try to fuck in… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, I think, that in the mornings when you first wake up, every thing that happened in the previous day rushes through… — Melanie Kay Taylor Copy Share Image
“Satan impregnated my mother one lovely spring morning. We didn’t have the heart to tell my father.” — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“Sometimes when I have the feeling like I’m almost crying, it can turn into an almost-laughing feeling.” — R.J. Palacio Copy Share Image
I noticed I been spacing off quite a lot today... Most would say I'm unfocused and bored But I say this once… — MrCountry Copy Share Image
“I have tried to teach you the wonders of the spiritual world... ...I have tried to show how we mortals can attain… — Roger Kettle Copy Share Image
“Pretending will only make us anxious and encourages us to make friends with a reason, then depending with lies, thereafter we will… — ikke achmad Copy Share Image
*lays down to take a nap* *wakes up 8 hours later pissed off and confused* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love me ? Great. Hate me? Okay.Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me.Think you know me? You have no idea. — Syoung Copy Share Image
“A demigod?” I repeated like I’d just learned to speak a few seconds ago. “A real, live demigod?” “Opposed to a fake,… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Jace said that the cast of Gilligan's Island could do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Everyone has their coping mechanisms, Mom. Some hide behind silk scarves and boutique cafés. Others stick to sarcasm. Chapter 4” — Irina Semikop Copy Share Image
Dear Job Application, if this is an entry level position, how am I supposed to have previous experience... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
